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You might think of yourself as a great English intellect? Incidentally, just around 10% of the populace has really mastered the language that many people around the world utilize each day.

Any non-local English speaker will reveal to you that English pronunciation can be very confusing because of the overwhelming number of English exceptions to the rules. Simply take a look at the words “horse” and “worse” or why can’t you pronounce “mow” like you do in the word “cow”, or why do you sometimes pronounce “read” as “red”?

They are spelled about indistinguishable – with just the first letter being distinctive – so how is it conceivable that they don’t even remotely rhyme with each other?

Regardless of whether you were an egghead in school or couldn’t sit tight for the class to end, try the poem beneath. Just 10% of the individuals who present it can articulate each word in it accurately. It’s known as The Chaos poem was composed by Gerard Nolst Trenite in 1920.

The chaos poem

The ballad incorporates roughly 800 cases of “irregular spelling” and has turned into a most loved of English educators who need to trip up their students. Simply go ahead and try it. Gracious, and for included trouble, try to read it as fast as could be expected under the circumstances.

Here is The Chaos Poem that only 10% of People can Pronounce every single word in it.

Dearest creature in Creation,
Studying English pronunciation,

I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

It will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;

Tear in eye your dress you’ll tear.
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,

Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it?

Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain,
(Mind the latter, how it’s written!)

Made has not the sound of bade,
Say-said, pay-paid, laid, but plaid.

Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,

But be careful how you speak,
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak,

Previous, precious; fuchsia, via;
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,

Cloven, oven; how and low;
Script, receipt; shoe, poem, toe,

Hear me say, devoid of trickery:
Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore,

Typhoid; measles, topsails, aisles;
Exiles, similes, reviles;

Wholly, holly; signal, signing;
Thames; examining, combining;

Scholar, vicar and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far.

From “desire”: desirable-admirable from “admire”;
Lumber, plumber; bier but brier;

Chatham, brougham; renown but known,
Knowledge; done, but gone and tone,

One, anemone; Balmoral;
Kitchen, lichen; laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German; wind and mind;
Scene, Melpomene, mankind;

Tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
Reading, Reading, heathen, heather.

This phonetic labyrinth
Gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.

Billet does not end like ballet;
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet;

Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.

Banquet is not nearly parquet,
Which is said to rhyme with “darky”.

Viscous, viscount; load and broad;
Toward, to forward, to reward,

And your pronunciation’s O.K.
When you say correctly croquet;

Rounded, wounded; grieve and sieve;
Friend and fiend; alive and live;

Liberty, library; heave and heaven;
Rachel, ache, moustache; eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed;
People, leopard; towed, but vowed

Mark the difference, moreover,
Between mover, plover, Dover,

Leeches, breeches; wise, precise;
Chalice but police and lice.

Camel; constable, unstable;
Principle, disciple; label;

Petal, penal and canal;
Wait, surmise, plait, promise; pal.

Suit, suite, run, circuit, conduit
Rhyme with “shirk it” and “beyond it”,

But it is not hard to tell,
Why it’s pall, mall, but Pall Mall.

Muscle, muscular; gaol; iron;
Timber, climber; bullion, lion,

Worm and storm; chaise, chaos, chair;
Senator, spectator, mayor.

Ivy, privy; famous, clamour
And enamour rhyme with “hammer.”

Pussy, hussy and possess.
Desert, but dessert, address.

Golf, wolf; countenance; lieutenants
Hoist, in lieu of flags, left pennants.

River, rival; tomb, bomb, comb;
Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.

Soul, but foul and gaunt, but aunt;
Font, front, wont; want, grand, and, grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger,
And then: singer, ginger, linger.

Real, zeal; mauve, gauze and gauge;
Marriage, foliage, mirage, age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth;
Job, Job, blossom, bosom, oath.

Though the difference seems little,
We say actual, but victual,

Seat, sweat, chaste, caste; Leigh, eight, height;
Put, nut; granite, but unite.

Reefer does not rhyme with “deafer,”
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Dull, bull; Geoffrey, George; ate, late;
Hint, pint; senate, but sedate;

Scenic, Arabic, pacific;
Science, conscience, scientific;

Tour, but our, and succour, four;
Gas, alas and Arkansas!

Sea, idea, guinea, area,
Psalm; Maria, but malaria;

Youth, south, southern; cleanse and clean;
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion with battalion,

Sally with ally; yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay!

Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, receiver.

Never guess-it is not safe;
We say calves, valves, half, but Ralf!

Heron; granary, canary;
Crevice, and device, and eyrie;

Face but preface, but efface,
Phlegm, phlegmatic; ass, glass, bass;

Large, but target, gin, give, verging;
Ought, out, joust and scour, but scourging;

Ear, but earn; and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with “here”, but “ere”.

Seven is right, but so is even;
Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen;

Monkey, donkey; clerk and jerk;
Asp, grasp, wasp; and cork and work.

Pronunciation-think of psyche!-
Is a paling, stout and spikey;

Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing “groats” and saying groats?

It’s a dark abyss or tunnel,
Strewn with stones, like rowlock, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict!

Don’t you think so, reader, rather,
Saying lather, bather, father?

Finally: which rhymes with “enough,”
Though, through, plough, cough, hough, or tough?

Hiccough has the sound of “cup”……
My advice is-give it up!

All things considered, how you do? Did you make everything the route through or, as 90% of the populace, did you get confounded and surrender? An enormous congrats to the individuals who made it, and to the individuals who didn’t, maybe it’s a great opportunity to go back to school!

Here is the video that shows you how to pronounce these words.

Now Let’s see how common your pronunciation of these two-faced words is.


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